More stupid s***

I'm looking foward to this new train wreck!!! Tonight after Idol!

Stupidity

*Seeing a young woman driving around in a mini van the other day....with a 2 year old girl on her lap.

*Trying to order a "Sesame Bagel" at Tim Horton's and somehow having that interpreted as "Bacon Sandwich" by the stoner working the drive thru.

*Waiting 5 minutes for the stoner to figure out how to process my debit card payment.


*Talking to a listener on the phone, rambling on about winning a prize (that we didn't give out).

*Trying to convince the listener that he had us confused for another station.

*Realizing that the listener was probably high.


*Putting this list up as a blog entry.

*Wondering why people are so stupid

Awesome stuff!

STEEL PANTHER!!!


Check out these lyrics!!

I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
If you were a hooker you'd know I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause

My heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs
Byt my cock is community property


Check 'em out here

Why Paul is my favorite

Still a KISS fan after all these years. Gene Simmons is a money grubbing whore; I'll give you that. But Paul Stanley..... he just cracks me up.



The moron behind the camera asks Paul about why taking a dump is "banned" on a tour bus. Paul replies, "I don't know. We have a private jet. Sorry!"

Take that. Check it out

*sigh*

It was inevitable, I guess.....

Nice one

From our prep service. Can you spot the error?

(Posted 3:00 AM, 3/24/2009)

David Letterman married Regina Lasko, his girlfriend of a decade and father of their son Harry, 5.

SET-UP: "David Letterman got married last Thursday, and they actually recorded his wedding night for the show, and we have it...."
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Did you see it?

I thought that Regina was Harry's MOTHER, and that Letterman was the FATHER.

Oops.

quality writing

Please, is there no better title for this?

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Pumpkins Drummer Makes Smashing Departure

Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin has parted ways with the Smashing Pumpkins, according to a post on the band's official website. No reason was given for the split, which leaves frontman Billy Corgan as the group's only remaining original member. "Corgan will continue to write and record as Smashing Pumpkins with plans to head into the studio this spring," reads the statement. After disbanding in 2000, the Pumpkins returned with a new album, Zeitgeist, in 2007. Smashing Pumpkins -- Official Site


Really? Is this what passes as clever?