When people pronounce the word "vehicle" vee hick uhl.
When a cashier gives me back $1.05 in change and actually says "A dollar oh five is your change." (I've heard it, several times.)
When people think that by being a radio personality that I make TONS of money, when in reality, I get paid with the station's bottle return money.
When people ask me if Domingo is my real name. (Actually that's annoying)
When my boy sings KISS songs. (Jorryn is 4 1/2. He usually gets the lyrics mixed up, but he has the melody down perfectly!)
How Seinfeld references apply to almost anything in my life. (True dat)
Monday, March 9, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Blame it the rain.....?
Earlier today I was heading out to run some errands and then head into work. It was raining, but I wasn't too concerned. I'll take rain over snow!
Anyway, I got on the freeway (96 Eastbound for all of you local yokels) and suddenly my car started to spin out of control!!!! It spun around and around from one side of the freeway to the next; I thought I was going to be crushed by all of the traffic going 70 MPH! I ended up safely in the median on the other side of the freeway, facing the wrong way. I was startled, to say the least. The car wasn't on fire and there didn't appear to be any problems with anything under the hood. I checked all four of the tires. They were intact. The car, which had stalled, started back up again.
Maybe I was driving too fast for conditions (it was pouring). I could have hit a slick spot.
Or maybe......just maybe...it was the song I was listening to.
It just so happened that an Elton John tune was playing on the radio.
Right, my car has taste.
Blame it on Crocodile Rock.
Anyway, I got on the freeway (96 Eastbound for all of you local yokels) and suddenly my car started to spin out of control!!!! It spun around and around from one side of the freeway to the next; I thought I was going to be crushed by all of the traffic going 70 MPH! I ended up safely in the median on the other side of the freeway, facing the wrong way. I was startled, to say the least. The car wasn't on fire and there didn't appear to be any problems with anything under the hood. I checked all four of the tires. They were intact. The car, which had stalled, started back up again.
Maybe I was driving too fast for conditions (it was pouring). I could have hit a slick spot.
Or maybe......just maybe...it was the song I was listening to.
It just so happened that an Elton John tune was playing on the radio.
Right, my car has taste.
Blame it on Crocodile Rock.
Friday, March 6, 2009
The best damn call ever
Me: Q 106
Caller: Yeah, hi. I just wanted to call and tell you how pathetic my life is.
Me: How pathetic is your life?
Caller: Well, I sit in my room...by myself, and I listen to the radio all day long.
Me: It's only pathetic if you're listening to anything other than Q 106.
Caller: Well, this is how pathetic my life is. I have no friends, so I sit.... and my only friends are Q 106. In the morning I have coffee with Bob and Tom. And they leave me at 10.
Me: But then Sheri's on.
Caller: Yeah. She's kind of hot.
Me: After you get done whacking off, then there's Mojo.
Caller: Well... (giggles) Well, I whack off to Mojo too.
Me: (laughs) And then there's Andy!
Caller:Well, no, no. See, first I think that, uh...Sheri is Heather Locklear. And then I see Mojo as a fat Pamela Anderson...
Me: (laughs)
Caller: ....with dark, short hair.
Me: And what's Andy?
Caller: Andy is like Tesla singing Love Song to me.
Me: So, what am I?
Caller: What are you?
Me: Yeah. Just some dude?
Caller: Oh, you're the teddy bear that I cuddle up with at night.
Me: I feel great now.
Caller: I love Q 106.
Me: Thanks, man.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
I almost called for an ambulance...
I thought I was having a heart attack! I mean, I'm only 30! I was walking around the mall with my boy earlier. We walked by Barnes and Noble and I saw the advertisement for this book (as big as life):
My album
Okay....so I don't have photoshop, nor do I have the patience or time to play with MS Paint. It doesn't work for me.
ANYWAY......
I got this off of Facebook....
1. Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “Random Article” or click here
The first random Wikipedia article you
get is the name of your band.
2. Go to “Random quotations” or click here
The last four or five words of the very last quote
of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to flickr and click “explore last seven days” or click here
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use Photoshop/MS Paint or similar to put it all together. Like I said...not happening
SO........
My band name is KING VULTURE (I love that!!!)
My album title is ALWAYS BEEN TIMES LIKE THESE (which I think fits appropriatley with the album cover....)
ANYWAY......
I got this off of Facebook....
1. Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “Random Article” or click here
The first random Wikipedia article you
get is the name of your band.
2. Go to “Random quotations” or click here
The last four or five words of the very last quote
of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to flickr and click “explore last seven days” or click here
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use Photoshop/MS Paint or similar to put it all together. Like I said...not happening
SO........
My band name is KING VULTURE (I love that!!!)
My album title is ALWAYS BEEN TIMES LIKE THESE (which I think fits appropriatley with the album cover....)
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Um.....
"Dear God,
Please give me the strength to be a good father. Also, should you ever bless me with a daughter, PLEASE give me the strength and the will to make her turn out to be the complete opposite of THIS:
(I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
Thank you, God! You rock!
-Domingo
AMEN"
Please give me the strength to be a good father. Also, should you ever bless me with a daughter, PLEASE give me the strength and the will to make her turn out to be the complete opposite of THIS:
(I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
Thank you, God! You rock!
-Domingo
AMEN"
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