So long, Andy

It was fun working with you, Andy. You're a talented dude. Best of luck to you!

More Potty Humor

"Borrowed" from a friend. The names have been changed to simply "Dude" and "Chick" to protect the innocent.....and guilty. Enjoy:

A "Dude" and his "Chick" are hanging out in their bedroom. "Dude" decides he has to pee. When he comes out of the bathroom.....

Dude: Man, I ripped like 3 huge farts in there.

Chick: (Starts to gag) Yeah, I can smell them.

Dude: (Laughing) They followed me out here?

Chick: (After spraying air freshener) I was going to get us some cheese and crackers, but I think you might want to take care of that first.

Dude: You think I need to make some room, huh? You could go get everything ready while I go.

Chick: Ok, I'll go cut the cheese while you...

At this point, "Chick" bursts into laughter and can't continue the conversation.

True story.....

Mmm

You know what sounds good? Green tang.....

No green beer for you, mama!!

So, my friend Kelly is a mom (and now qualifies as a MILF). She has a cute little baby boy, who was born this past December.

Her husband asked her if she wanted to do anything this year for St. Patricks Day.




Kelly pointed to the baby's room and said to her husband, "That IS the result of last St. Patrick's Day!!!"

Potty humor

So, I was texting with my friend Carrie last night. She mentioned that she was going to see Urinetown. (I don't know what the f*** that is....apparently it's a play.)


Me: How was pee pee city?

Carrie: It wasn't that good.

Me: Were you pissed?

Carrie: Nice one.

Me: Did it whiz by?

Not even a wee bit funny?

Carrie: That it didn't. How many of these do you have, D?

Me: A drop or so....

Carrie: Silly, D.

Me: Oh, you love me. (I was waiting for her to respond with "You're # 1" or something to that effect. But at that point.....she dumped the conversation.)

Hey! I was gonna eat that!

Earlier today, Johanna (our sweetheart of a sales assistant at the radio station) sent everyone this e-mail:

From: Johanna
Sent: Wed 3/11/2009 10:11 AM
To: Lansing
Subject: there's pie!


Grand Traverse just popped in, and there are two fresh pies on my desk. Yum...

I got the e-mail at home. I figured that there wouldn't be any left by the time I got into work. (Although I was secretly hoping there would be.)

When I got to work around 11:15 PM, I was delighted to see a box in the studio with a new plastic bowl on top of it.

Ah, pie, I thought. That sounds good. I could hardly wait. Then I opened the box.....




It looked as if someone had f***ed it! Remember American Pie from 10 years ago? I was pissed.....

Dare to dream