"Borrowed" from a friend. The names have been changed to simply "Dude" and "Chick" to protect the innocent.....and guilty. Enjoy:
A "Dude" and his "Chick" are hanging out in their bedroom. "Dude" decides he has to pee. When he comes out of the bathroom.....
Dude: Man, I ripped like 3 huge farts in there.
Chick: (Starts to gag) Yeah, I can smell them.
Dude: (Laughing) They followed me out here?
Chick: (After spraying air freshener) I was going to get us some cheese and crackers, but I think you might want to take care of that first.
Dude: You think I need to make some room, huh? You could go get everything ready while I go.
Chick: Ok, I'll go cut the cheese while you...
At this point, "Chick" bursts into laughter and can't continue the conversation.
True story.....
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