Potty humor

So, I was texting with my friend Carrie last night. She mentioned that she was going to see Urinetown. (I don't know what the f*** that is....apparently it's a play.)


Me: How was pee pee city?

Carrie: It wasn't that good.

Me: Were you pissed?

Carrie: Nice one.

Me: Did it whiz by?

Not even a wee bit funny?

Carrie: That it didn't. How many of these do you have, D?

Me: A drop or so....

Carrie: Silly, D.

Me: Oh, you love me. (I was waiting for her to respond with "You're # 1" or something to that effect. But at that point.....she dumped the conversation.)