A bit disturbing

Okay, so I have a dirty mind. I can't help it. But SOMETIMES...these things just pop out at you. Watch this:

I know, it's the same dude from the "ShamWOW!" commercials.

Did you notice him say the following? (Watch again)

1.)"You're going to be in a good mood all day, because you'll be slapping your troubles away...."
2.)"You're gonna love my nuts. Watch this"
3.)"It's so easy. 1 finger. Kids can do it."

Dirty bastard!!

Holy s***!

Okay, this happened a week ago at a monster truck show, in Madison, WI.

How tragic!!! Now check out this one:

Am I wrong, or is that little kid yelling "He was faking"?

Oh puhleez!!!!!

IS NOTHING SACRED???

Why I'm glad I don't have a daughter

-Katy Perry (see blog The twit and her twat)

-Hannah Montana banana nana fo fana

-Sex and the City I don't care if it's popular, it's about sluts

-American Idol If I did have a daughter, I'd tell her that it's a documentary on how NOT to behave

-(From www.premiereprep.com):

Laurel, Delaware ... A 16-year-old girl went after her parents with two large kitchen knives after her father took away her cell phone.

The freaked-out parents locked themselves in their bedroom and called police. It took officers about 10 minutes to calm down the teen and persuade her to put down the knives. Delaware State Police say the girl violently attacked the door while her parents hid in the bedroom.

According to investigators, it all started when the girl's father took her cell phone. Apparently she'd already gone through her monthly minutes and the father suspected she'd stolen money from her mother's purse to buy more minutes on a prepaid phone card. Oh yeah, that reminds me:

-Cell phones LMAO, BYB, WTF?

And of course, the main reason I'm glad I don't have a daughter:

-Boys

I'm sure he'd be thorough....

Recently, Ted Nugent wrote an editorial on humanevents.com stating that he would like to be President Obama's Drug Czar.

Ted writes:
We need a Drug Czar who will commit to the American people to stopping at least 50% of the illegal drugs flowing into the country within the first year of the Obama Administration. That's the kind of leadership America wants and deserves from its government.

Call me, President Obama. Hippies, dope heads, corrupt politicos and various other human debris hate me, which makes me the perfect man for the job.

As Drug Czar, I would charge our mayors and police departments to commit to fighting the drug gangs their top priority. Our inner cities will remain war zones until we commit to taking the trash out.

I can just hear it now; Stranglehold playing as people get busted for smoking dope......

Let's do the time warp again!!!!

I'll skip the commentary. I'll just give you a transcript of the phone call I got today while I was on the air:

Me: Q 106

Caller: Hey, man! I was caller 27, but I think I got disconnected. I heard the other guy won, but I was just wondering (pause) if I was caller 27 when you were like "Hey, so what's happenin'?"

Me: Huh?

Caller: You said, "Hey, what's happenin'?" and then I got disconnected.

Me: No. I would've said what number you were and then went on to the next one (caller). So ah....

Caller: (interrupting) Oh, okay. How late you gonna- is this like Craig, or no?

Me: I'm sorry?

Caller: This ain't Craig is it?

(long pause)

Me: You have the wrong station, dude.

Caller: Is this Q 106?

Me: Yeah.

Caller: Oh, all right. (slurs) I won a party cruise- Craig VanDell back in '84 or so. I wasn't sure if he was still...

Me: (interrupting) Yeah, that was 25 years ago, dude.

Caller: Well, you know... (muttering) well you know....we're all... we all get older but we (pause) (inaudible) (sighs)

Me: All right, dude. See ya!

Caller: (muttering) Q 106 has bee....

Me: hang up

The twit and her twat

The buzz the other day was that Katy Perry had taken a vow of celibacy for the rest of 2009. (She recently split with her boyfriend.)

In case you're wondering, Katy Perry is that twit who sings that AWFUL "I Kissed A Girl" song.

"I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year," she told TV Guide. "No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry.”

Big effing deal, I thought. Just what the world needs, another role model for young girls. God forbid there actually be a wholesome one, right?

But, wait! It turns out she was just kidding.

"That was a joke!" she said “And any fine journalist would have gotten that joke and inserted that in the context. I’m not going to be celibate, I guess I’m just going to be looking for the right one. But please! Celibacy for a whole year?! I’d rather die! That’s just how the media works. I’m a continual prankster and a jokester, and people forget that you have to interpret that if I’m telling a joke."


Ha ha. very funny